Jan 20 2009
Why is it…
Why is it that…
… the left sock that your daughter wants to wear falls behind the dryer as you’re rushing to get everyone out the door?
… the cinnamon rolls that everyone is anxiously waiting for inexplicably burn on the bottom?
… all three of your kids have some sort of crisis at the same time?
… every bill you have is due at the same time leaving you with no money for quite a stretch of time?
… you pick the shortest check out line at Wal-Mart only to discover that Cashier Betty moves at the speed of a snail?
… you settle in to take a nap on a Sunday afternoon only to become engrossed in a stupid reality show?
… people on HGTV’s “House Hunters” show always say, “This would be perfect for entertaining.”
… kids always want to eat their food super-duper fast?
… people let the door to the movie theatre slam in your face?
… kids are so good at video games?
These are just a few of the weird ponderings that are clouding my tired mind today.
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